2004 Toyota Camry
$2,500
+ tax, tag, title fee(s)(941) 735-8628
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🚗 FOR SALE: 2004 Toyota Camry 248,690 miles of “I literally refuse to die” energy 🚗 This thing has more lives than your auntie’s Facebook account after she discovered conspiracy groups. It’s beige, because of course it is. The official color of “I just need to get to work and back without drama.” Engine sounds like a sewing machine that’s slightly drunk but still getting the job done. Runs so good you’ll think Toyota laced it with holy water and immigrant grandparents’ prayers. 🔥 248k miles? That’s rookie numbers for a Camry. These things hit 500k and still start faster than your situationship replies. ❄️ A/C cold enough to preserve your mama’s Tupperware leftovers 🪑 Seats comfier than your therapist’s couch No check engine light… because the car is too polite to complain. Oil? Changed every time gas dropped below $3 (so like twice). Transmission shifts smoother than your excuses when rent is due. 💰 $2800 cash or $3000 if you want me to pretend I did a Carfax First one here with money and the ability to work a key gets it. Don’t need to test drive it just trust me like you trust gas station sushi. This Camry will outlive:
Your marriage Your credit score Cockroaches Twinkies The U.S. dollar