$3,000 OBO! The Beastly Road-Trip King! 😂
Buckle up, adventure seekers, because this mighty 2006 Dodge Durango SLT 4x4 is ready to haul your crew, your gear, and your questionable life choices for just $3,000! This SUV is so spacious, you could fit a family reunion, a Costco haul, and your neighbor’s emotional baggage inside. 🧳🌎 Ready to conquer road trips like it’s auditioning for Mad Max
Room for Days: Seats up to 7 humans (or 12 clowns, if that’s your vibe). Cargo space so massive you could smuggle a bouncy castle back from Vegas. Perfect for cross-country adventures, camping trips, or moving your entire comic book collection in one go! 🎪🚗 Mileage? ~222k miles – this beast has seen more highways than a truck stop diner, but it’s still roaring to go! 🦁 Condition? Runs like it’s fueled by pure American grit. Body has some “character” (think of it as war paint from battling rogue potholes). 💪 Features? 4x4 that laughs at mud, snow, and your cousin’s sketchy dirt road “shortcut.” AC that’ll freeze your Slurpee, a sound system that slaps harder than a soap opera plot twist, and power windows that work (mostly). ❄️🎵 Bonus: Mystery scent in the back – could be adventure, could be last year’s road trip snacks. Free with purchase!
DM me before this road-trip legend rolls off to someone else’s epic journey! 🚘 #DurangoDreams #TravelBeast #SlideIntoMyDMs